Presenting:
Secret Ninja Doggie Assassin
By: Kym Colyer
"Hi. My name is Kid, the feeders call me Fluffy. I was abandoned. Were you? Abandoned? I hear you were starving…were you?"
- The Kid
“See Peebody, when you give someone a massage you must put your heart into it. You must focus on what you’re doing, and do the job right or not at all.”
- The Boss
"They had not seen any storm yet like the destruction the stranger was about to rain down on them."
-The Ninja
“TTThhhhooooo, you think you can thee me and thpeak to me with impunity becauthe you’re in a group?”
- Seth
“Come in my foreign feline friend, come in and make yourself welcome. This is my humble abode. To what do we owe the pleasure of your esteemed company?”
- The Russian
"Excuse me Mistress, I have something to report. I asked the stranger what his name was. I said, ‘hey you, what's your name?’
- Peebody
“Family doesn’t have to be blood, you can choose, and when you’re lucky, they choose you back. And home. Home is where you make it and where your loved ones are.”
- The Mistress of the Trash
"Excuse me Mistress, I have something to report. I asked the stranger what his name was. I said, ‘hey you, what's your name?’
- Peebody
“Simon! You are the very best, you know that? You always have all the best ideas!”
- Susan the Squirrel
“See Peebody, when you give someone a massage you must put your heart into it. You must focus on what you’re doing, and do the job right or not at all.”
- The Boss
